Every facility I've been to I've sarcastically referred to a guy as "the GOAT" (Greatest Of All Time). And every time they actually believe that they are the best controller in the facility...suckers

What if your polo said “Worlds Lousiest Controller” or “Worlds Most Underpaid Controller” or “World’s Most Imposed on Controller” how about “World’s Highest Controller” (the last one would be referring to Tower guys)