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Fremont, CA
Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 06-20-2009, 08:02 PM

Your mom is so fat there are gate hold procedures in afffect nationwide when she steps outside.
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Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 06-20-2009, 08:39 PM

Yo momma so dumb she called maintenance after reading on the ATIS that the ceiling was Broken.
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Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 06-20-2009, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by usothrowed View Post
Yo momma so dumb she called maintenance after reading on the ATIS that the ceiling was Broken.
that one is pretty good.
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Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 06-20-2009, 10:24 PM

Yo mama so dumb she spells RADAR backwards.


-oh wait a second.
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Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 06-21-2009, 12:44 AM

yo mama so dumb she thinks a high penetration is out of the kama sutra
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Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 06-21-2009, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by BoRn2CoNtRoL View Post
ya momma so fat she shows up on radar...
This one has my vote!
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Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 06-21-2009, 07:11 AM

one for me
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Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 06-21-2009, 09:59 AM

Yo mama so fat, when she cooks, she wears the parking apron.

Yo mama so fat, she gets stuck in the approach gate.

Yo mama is such a :p:p:p:p:p, final approach is her last client of the day.

Yo mama is so stupid, she shot her eye out with a light gun.
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Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 06-21-2009, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by noid View Post
Yo mama so fat, when she cooks, she wears the parking apron.

Yo mama so fat, she gets stuck in the approach gate.

Yo mama is such a :p:p:p:p:p, final approach is her last client of the day.

Yo mama is so stupid, she shot her eye out with a light gun.
some of the best thus far
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Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 06-21-2009, 12:16 PM

your mama so ugly, they keep her by the runway to scare wildlife away.

your mama so fat, she needs wing-walkers when walking around in public.

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