Yo Mama ATC Challenge

Stan Marsh · Posted: 06-21-2009, 12:25 PM

Yo mama so ugly, they call her the Virgin Heavy.

Roddy_Piper · Posted: 06-21-2009, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stan Marsh

Yo mama so ugly, they call her the Virgin Heavy.

lmao...VIR7 i'm sure.

dublinmule · Posted: 06-21-2009, 01:34 PM

Yo Mama so big, when she shows up on radar the controller asks aircraft "Would you like to deviate around weather?"

usothrowed · Posted: 06-21-2009, 01:37 PM

yo momma so dumb, she went to the arresting gear to find some handcuffs.

polo708 · Posted: 06-21-2009, 02:21 PM

Your Momma is so fat she has to file flight plans as a formation flight.

noid · Posted: 06-21-2009, 04:51 PM

Yo mama is so fat, they use her as the "Follow-me" truck.

Yo mama is such a :p:p:p:p:p, the flying club uses her as a hangar.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought the helipad was a hella-absorbent maxi-pad.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to grow her own antenna farm.

Yo mama is so fat, the cone of silence is when she tunes everything out while eating ice cream.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she took a training class on the ARTS, she brought crayons.

Yo mama is such a dumb :p:p:p:p:p, she thought the OTS hiring announcement was for prostitute job openings.

bradporto · Posted: 06-21-2009, 05:47 PM

Yo mama so fat and hairy she shaves her back with helicopter rotors.
Yo mama so smelly passengers request the empty seats by Armenians.
Yo mama so slutty she services more traffic than Heathrow.