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Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 07-02-2009, 11:30 AM

Yo momma so dumb she went outside to find the approach gate.

Yo momma so dumb she thought a bird advisory was telling pigeons not to shit on her car.
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Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 07-02-2009, 11:39 AM

yo momma so dumb she joined the missouri air national guard to do ATC
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Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 07-02-2009, 11:50 AM

Since this is a challenge, I think it's time we name a winner. We're starting to recycle material here, and I think the well is about to run dry.
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Stan Marsh
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The Beach
Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 07-02-2009, 01:31 PM

Yo mama so dumb, her parents named her Marion Blakey.
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brooklyn NY
Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 07-02-2009, 02:45 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by blakeh View Post
Yo mama so FAT, when I was flying my airplane I told ATC to get her out of my way ATC responded with, Fly around her. I said, I only got half a tank!!!
i think this is the winner...funny stuff
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polo708
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tower
Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 07-02-2009, 06:39 PM

yeah... funny 10 years ago when I first heard it, lol
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Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 07-04-2009, 12:03 AM

Your mom is so big that a "quicklook" lasts for half an hour.

Your mom is so fat that after she goes throw the drive-thru at McDonalds, the wash out controller tells everyone else that no one can order for 3 minutes until after she's gone.

Your mom is so foul that the new .65 change has her listed just above turbulence of light degree or greater.

Your mom is so large, when she gets double-teamed, she requires block altitudes!
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Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 07-04-2009, 12:06 AM

Your mom has so many creases, her Braking Action is "stuck".

Your mom is so big when she lays on her stomach, VFR aircraft have to maintain 500' clearance of her ass.
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Re: Yo Mama ATC Challenge
Posted: 07-06-2009, 04:59 AM

Yo mama so cripple, balloons yield right of way.
Yo mama so desperate she married Roger.

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