bradporto Rookie Washington

# 1

Yo mama so fat every airplane she on is a heavy!
Yo mama so ugly thunderstorms blow the other way!
Yo mama so hairy she makes BASH obsolete!
Yo mama so poor she uses holding for ransom!
Yo mama so dirty she needs a FOD check after every touchdown!
Yo mama so old controllers in Georgia just sued her for mildew exposure!

polo708 Senior Analyst tower

# 2

Your momma is so ugly that other planes won't accept visual separation with her.

VBeachR32 Rookie

# 3

yo mama is such a brute that she was cleared for the break at the upwind numbers, calmly corrected the controller that she can never be broken, and proceeded with a straight in.

ColtsATC Trusted Member Indy

# 4

Yo mama so dumb she told an aircraft to squawk 3338.

Singingastro Trusted Member Houston, TX

# 5

OMFG these are cracking me up. keep em coming. unfortunately, i don't have one at the moment.

usothrowed Trusted Contributor H-Town

# 6

yo momma so ugly when a go around is needed, the tower controllers take her mask off!!

BoRn2CoNtRoL Senior Member Virginia Beach via Jersey

# 7

yo momma so fat she needs trend calls to sit on the toilet.... slightly above toilet coming down on toilet slowly

BoRn2CoNtRoL Senior Member Virginia Beach via Jersey

# 8

ya momma so fat she shows up on radar...

BoRn2CoNtRoL Senior Member Virginia Beach via Jersey

# 9

ya momma so fat when she runs theres a three minute non waverable wake turbulence advisory........

usothrowed Trusted Contributor H-Town

# 10

Yo momma so stupid she tried to catch a cab on the taxiway