Letterman's Top Ten NWA Pilot Excuses

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    Letterman's Top Ten NWA Pilot Excuses

    10. Bunch of fat guys seated on the right side of the plane made us
    vector east.

    9. We get paid by the hour.

    8. Mapquest always takes you the long way, am I right, people?

    7. Tired of that show-off Sullenberger getting all the attention.

    6. You try steering one of those airplanes after eight or nine
    cocktails.

    5. Wanted to catch the end of the in-flight movie.

    4. Activating autopilot and making occasional P.A. announcements is
    exhausting.

    3. According to our map, we only missed our target by half an inch.

    2. For a change, we decided to send luggage to the right city and lose
    the passengers.

    1. Thought we saw balloon boy.

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    Re: Letterman's Top Ten NWA Pilot Excuses

    hahahaha love it!

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    Re: Letterman's Top Ten NWA Pilot Excuses

    #6 is funny and probably accurate!

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    Re: Letterman's Top Ten NWA Pilot Excuses

    Quote Originally Posted by Whirlybird19 View Post
    #6 is funny and probably accurate!
    ...Seriously?

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    Re: Letterman's Top Ten NWA Pilot Excuses

    Quote Originally Posted by caboarder2001 View Post
    ...Seriously?
    Yeah. It really is hard. Plus, you see double runways, which is what happened with the taxiway landing in Atlanta.
    Pan pan?

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    Re: Letterman's Top Ten NWA Pilot Excuses

    # 3 is my favorite. That is one of his better top ten lists.

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    Re: Letterman's Top Ten NWA Pilot Excuses

    Quote Originally Posted by Rosstafari View Post
    Yeah. It really is hard. Plus, you see double runways, which is what happened with the taxiway landing in Atlanta.
    HAHA a taxiway landing and a sleeping crew...it was a bad week for Delta

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    Re: Letterman's Top Ten NWA Pilot Excuses

    Sorry to disappoint, but the crew was not asleep.

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