Humor: ATC Bathroom Resolution
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Lol. So I have my favorite stall @ sct, every once and a while a mystery guy uses the one next to it and talks on the phone (I'm down for duce texting, but not calling).
So when this happens, I make sure to walk into the stall next to him and flush multiple times (our toilets flush so hard/loud its kinda impressive).
I always hope it makes his conversation super awkward
So when this happens, I make sure to walk into the stall next to him and flush multiple times (our toilets flush so hard/loud its kinda impressive).
I always hope it makes his conversation super awkward
I'm just glad we have multiple bathrooms on various floors. Sometimes, I'll even use the "family" bathroom for added privacy...
I've been paged to call the supe on the crapper and then catch shit because I didn't call RIGHT AWAY!!!!!
I too flush a lot when there's a bathroom talker.
I too flush a lot when there's a bathroom talker.
We only have one female in our facility (secretary.) So on the weekends when I work, my favorite pass time is to drop a deuce in the ladies room and leave a trail for Monday!
We have an unofficial policy for tower shifts that I like to call the "shipmate" clause(what can I say I'm a squid at heart) . The shipmate clause states that before you leave the cab to destroy the shitter you must offer all coworkers the opportunity to piss. Failure to do so WILL result in unrelenting shame and ridicule from everybody for your one way behavior.
So one of the more seasoned controllers at our facility was telling a story.
He is a retired chief working at our VV facility. when he was up in the tower they would not have a relief to go to the bathroom. So what they would do is take a piss in the sink. Didnt seem like a problem, howver over time the pipe in the back of the sink broke and this foul smell came out. they had a difficult time controlling with such a disgusting smell and they had someone come out to inspect where the smell was coming from. long story short the tower was evaced and the people in the tower had to be decontaminated out on the flight line.
He is a retired chief working at our VV facility. when he was up in the tower they would not have a relief to go to the bathroom. So what they would do is take a piss in the sink. Didnt seem like a problem, howver over time the pipe in the back of the sink broke and this foul smell came out. they had a difficult time controlling with such a disgusting smell and they had someone come out to inspect where the smell was coming from. long story short the tower was evaced and the people in the tower had to be decontaminated out on the flight line.
^^^Hahaha I left PY wide open for you boys, but somehow knew I'd get a comment on the first post first.
Saw a guy walking around with this tshirt on today.
Pooping in progress | fart T-Shirts | Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt designed by Funshirt-Designer | Spreadshirt
Pooping in progress | fart T-Shirts | Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt designed by Funshirt-Designer | Spreadshirt
HA! Only one is allowed in the airspace at this point in time. Well unless you want to maintain visual seperation... :rotf:
Around here the invidual private bathroom by the ETG lab and right outside the control room floor probably sees 100-200 operations a day. Mostly IFR traffic. it blows when you're on a IFR flight plan cleared direct only to go into holding because of severe thunderstorms right over the airport. There is an unspoken but acknowledged competition to see who can create the hardest IMC and make sure people have to fly through it. The real champions of this make the entire hall into a fog bank. It's always a relief when some come comes out and say's "VFR", which is seldom.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :rotf: That's a kneeslapper! So glad I'm going to a large facility where there will be many bathrooms!!!