ha, good stuffWhen you get there tell them you heard on stuck mic atc6= easy and a guaranteed checkout. Make sure you demand Sunday's off so you can go to church. Let them know how long you expect the training program to take. Smooth sailing after that, straight to the nearest level 12 in a year or so.....let them know you'll checkout in record time.
Oh of course, that goes without saying. We're talking actual training time exceeding a year. For some the light bulb will never come on no matter how much training or how hard they try. I'm sure they'd be excellent at something else thoughDon't count out the FAA's ability to drag someone's training process out unnecessairly.