Yo Mama ATC Challenge
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Yo Mama so big, when she shows up on radar the controller asks aircraft "Would you like to deviate around weather?"
Yo mama is so fat, they use her as the "Follow-me" truck.
Yo mama is such a whore, the flying club uses her as a hangar.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought the helipad was a hella-absorbent maxi-pad.
Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to grow her own antenna farm.
Yo mama is so fat, the cone of silence is when she tunes everything out while eating ice cream.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she took a training class on the ARTS, she brought crayons.
Yo mama is such a dumb whore, she thought the OTS hiring announcement was for prostitute job openings.
Yo mama is such a whore, the flying club uses her as a hangar.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought the helipad was a hella-absorbent maxi-pad.
Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to grow her own antenna farm.
Yo mama is so fat, the cone of silence is when she tunes everything out while eating ice cream.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she took a training class on the ARTS, she brought crayons.
Yo mama is such a dumb whore, she thought the OTS hiring announcement was for prostitute job openings.
Yo mama so dumb, when I said "Taxi to the ramp" she flagged down a cab.
Thank you very much for starting this thread :bowdown:
Thank you very much for starting this thread :bowdown:
your mama is so cross-eyed, she can sit on the front porch and count the chickens in the backyard.
I know it is not an air traffic one, but still funny.
I know it is not an air traffic one, but still funny.
-Yo mama's so fat, pilots have mistaken her ass crack for the grand canyon and tits for the Rocky Mountains.
-Yo mama's so fat, she's a way point for GPS
-Yo mama's so fat, she can be used for wake turbulence separation measurements
-Yo mama's so ugly, pilots use her as a visual checkpoint
-Yo mama's so fat, any plane she is on is automatically referred to as a super-jumbo
-Yo mama's so fat, she's a way point for GPS
-Yo mama's so fat, she can be used for wake turbulence separation measurements
-Yo mama's so ugly, pilots use her as a visual checkpoint
-Yo mama's so fat, any plane she is on is automatically referred to as a super-jumbo
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Your momma is so nasty pilots follow her stank for a precision approach.
Your momma is so fat she works part time on an aircraft carrier catching jets with her blubber.
Your momma is so fat she works part time on an aircraft carrier catching jets with her blubber.
holy shit...lmfao on that one. leave it to Colts to say what were all thinking. awesome.
Yo momma's so fat whenever she goes cross country she's got to ride piggy back on a 747 like the damn space shuttle!