Yo Mama ATC Challenge

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Curtis E. Carr
Jun 24, 2008
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In a van down by the river.
Yo mama is so fat, they use her as the "Follow-me" truck.

Yo mama is such a whore, the flying club uses her as a hangar.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought the helipad was a hella-absorbent maxi-pad.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to grow her own antenna farm.

Yo mama is so fat, the cone of silence is when she tunes everything out while eating ice cream.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she took a training class on the ARTS, she brought crayons.

Yo mama is such a dumb whore, she thought the OTS hiring announcement was for prostitute job openings.
 

Stan Marsh

Senior Member
Jun 18, 2008
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Yo mama so dumb, when I said "Taxi to the ramp" she flagged down a cab.


Thank you very much for starting this thread :bowdown:
 

FinalApproach

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Jun 17, 2008
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your mama is so cross-eyed, she can sit on the front porch and count the chickens in the backyard.

I know it is not an air traffic one, but still funny.
 

blakeh

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Feb 8, 2009
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Yo mama so FAT, when I was flying my airplane I told ATC to get her out of my way ATC responded with, Fly around her. I said, I only got half a tank!!!
 

ATCtower

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Oct 26, 2008
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-Yo mama's so fat, pilots have mistaken her ass crack for the grand canyon and tits for the Rocky Mountains.

-Yo mama's so fat, she's a way point for GPS

-Yo mama's so fat, she can be used for wake turbulence separation measurements

-Yo mama's so ugly, pilots use her as a visual checkpoint

-Yo mama's so fat, any plane she is on is automatically referred to as a super-jumbo
 
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The Heatles

Loving Life
Jun 15, 2008
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Your momma is so nasty pilots follow her stank for a precision approach.

Your momma is so fat she works part time on an aircraft carrier catching jets with her blubber.